A lot of networks are fond of giving gifts to reward their top affiliates. Common gifts include gift cards, TVs, the occasional hooker, etc.

But Smaxor over at Ads4Dough really took it up a notch this time.

I was minding my own business, talking about apple cider on IRC, when all of a sudden I hear a knock at the door. Lo and behold, Smaxor himself, along with a hired driver. I knew it must be important if he was willing to drive three hours and meet me in person. Naturally I assumed a felony conviction must be somewhere in my future. Boy was I wrong!

In the envelope he handed me were the keys to a new Mercedes Benz! I was a little disappointed at first since it’s only a C-class, but Smaxor explained that what with the economy and everything, they couldn’t really go all out for small time guys like me. I think I’ve sent around 10 leads through them so far this year.

Anyway, here it is:

The girl wasn’t with them, she just showed up as I was posing for the picture. It’s actually a really funny story how she happened to be in my neighborhood. I’d have her tell it here herself but she’s in the shower right now. Maybe I’ll save that for a later post.

Ads4Dough rocks!